Thursday, December 30, 2010

Grandparent's answering machine

I still need to finish my Christmas postings but i read this today and my parent's, sisters and i got a kick out of it so i thought i would share...maybe you can get a little laugh out of it too...




GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE


Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your
message after you hear the beep.

*beeeeeppp*

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1
to 8:

If you need us to stay with the children, press 1

If you want to borrow the car, press 2

If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
your home, press 6

If you want to come to eat here, press 7

If you need money, press 8

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us out for entertainment,
start talking, we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"


2 comments:

A Family of Love said...

That is cute!

Val said...

That's great! So funny. =)