I still need to finish my Christmas postings but i read this today and my parent's, sisters and i got a kick out of it so i thought i would share...maybe you can get a little laugh out of it too...
GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your
message after you hear the beep.
*beeeeeppp*
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1
to 8:
If you need us to stay with the children, press 1
If you want to borrow the car, press 2
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
your home, press 6
If you want to come to eat here, press 7
If you need money, press 8
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us out for entertainment,
start talking, we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your
message after you hear the beep.
*beeeeeppp*
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1
to 8:
If you need us to stay with the children, press 1
If you want to borrow the car, press 2
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to
your home, press 6
If you want to come to eat here, press 7
If you need money, press 8
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us out for entertainment,
start talking, we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
2 comments:
That is cute!
That's great! So funny. =)
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